Yeah, happy new year and stuff. Let's get a few things straight about this year.

•Yes, it is no longer 2011, so stop writing it as the date on your homework assignments, checks and such. It's 2012
•No, I am not wearing a dress.
•No, those jeans do not make you look fat and I ate the last waffle.
•Yes, blue plus red equals purple.
•And no, the world is not going to come to an end. People have been saying it for years, but it's not going to happen for a very, VERY long time.

Something else I wanted to mention was this NDAA bill that is being passed in Congress and blabityblah Obama. Has anyone else heard of it? I've been told that not many people know about it. This new bill in America allows the military to indefinitely detain anyone in the US suspected of terrorism. Let me repeat that. Ahem. DETAIN INDEFINITELY. ANYONE. SUSPECTED. So, if the US Government decides, "oh, you're suspected of putting tiny bombs in your raviollis, we're going to have to hold you against your will now for as long as we want. Nope, doesn't matter if you ask for a fair trial, we have the right to do this. It's the LAW." That's right people, they want to make this LAW. And if you're thinking to yourself, "it doesn't pertain to US citizens." Let me burst that bubble right here and now. It DOES pertain to US citizens because the government wants to control us. We have no more freedom. The Bill of Rights has been cancelled out due to this new bill. Completely shredded apart.

I know this sounds like some whacked out conspiracy theory, and it was for 17 years, but guess what humanoids? The government isn't even denying it anymore. The only thing I can tell you people is to educate yourselves. Look up as much as you can. It's crazy how much information is out there. Just look it up. Also, our internet is going to be censored. How do you like them apples? Happy Fricken New Year with censorship, indefinite detention and no freedom.

Pshh. Censorship. On the interwebz. What kind of fecked up shenanigans is that? It's bullshark is what it is.

Anyhoo, I better stop rambling on before the military bursts into my home and detains me against my will indefinitely.

Another thing I wanted to mention is this: POO AND TP NECKLACE ON HOT TOPIC'S WEBSITE. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.